Robert Pattinson's Dirty Little Secret

Welp, looks like we had Robby P. ALL wrong.
We thought he was so sad and hurt by the Stewgate 2012 that we didn't know how he'd be able to go on romantically after what that trampire did.
We had it massively effed up.

Reports are coming out from a model/waitress that she and the NOT Kristen half of Robsten hooked up during the couples separation. She also isn't holding back any deets.

According to King Perez, here is the model's account of what went down:

"I hooked-up with Rob twice last summer and I'd give him a 10 for sure. He’s a great kisser and really sweet, but he still totally knows how to take charge. We were drinking a lot both times but he had no problems in the bedroom, we stayed up almost all night the first time...He was smoking and since I don't smoke he was really self conscious about his breath and he kept running to the bathroom to use the mouthwash. I told him it was totally fine but it was still nice that he cared so much."

So wait let me understand this clearly….Sourpuss Stewart has had a booming career (though I personally for the life of me can't see why) and a gorgeous sensitive man WITH AMAZING D this ENTIRE TIME and has STILL managed to have to 'tude she has?

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