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Welp, looks like we had Robby P. ALL wrong.
We thought he was so sad and hurt by the Stewgate 2012 that we didn't know how he'd be able to go on romantically after what that trampire did.
We had it massively effed up.

Reports are coming out from a model/waitress that she and the NOT Kristen half of Robsten hooked up during the couples separation. She also isn't holding back any deets.

According to King Perez, here is the model's account of what went down:

"I hooked-up with Rob twice last summer and I'd give him a 10 for sure. He’s a great kisser and really sweet, but he still totally knows how to take charge. We were drinking a lot both times but he had no problems in the bedroom, we stayed up almost all night the first time...He was smoking and since I don't smoke he was really self conscious about his breath and he kept running to the bathroom to use the mouthwash. I told him it was totally fine but it was still nice that he cared so much."

So wait let me understand this clearly….Sourpuss Stewart has had a booming career (though I personally for the life of me can't see why) and a gorgeous sensitive man WITH AMAZING D this ENTIRE TIME and has STILL managed to have to 'tude she has?

So everyone knows the tragic story of Smiley and the Vamp. Smiley is dating actor, meets and works with Vamp on a mega franchise, dumps actor and begins dating Vamp and just as they are about to take their final bow as Sparkles the Wonder Vamp and ____ Girl…Smiley cheats on Vamp with her married director…ending the love story that many have been living vicariously through for years...BOOOOO SMILEY BOOOOO!

Well, now word on the street is, Pattz is going to meet up with K. Stew to have their first face to face chat since US Weekly blew their shiz up. He allegedly "feels sorry" for Kristen, what with the amount of pure teenage hate thats been consistently hurled at her since the scandal broke…and now with Will Ferrell coining her new status as "Trampire", Robert feels like she's been shunned enough…for the moment…(not sure we can agree with you there buddy)

If a reconciliation between these two is around the corner, I say to both of them, good luck...but let's not forget the definition of insanity, shall we?

What do you think? Should these two talk it out and start again, or should Rob continue moving on seeing as he's been getting loads of attention, from the ladies and the press?

Hey Dolls and Welcome (Back) To Our Page!

We have missed you all dearly and are so very sorry for our absence. We noticed that Hollywood has flipped the eff out and completely lost it's mind (here's looking at YOU Mama Snookie and K. Stew), so we decided it was time for us to come back into fold. Also, from our bag of tricks, we have a few new site features for you, like weekly recaps of some series' and a TV Fashion page where you can find outfits from your favorite shows, just to name a few.

Ok, now I love Twilight and Rob Pattz as much as the next person (well maybe not...AS much...I have a life, but I am a fan) but there are some people out there that are just plain disturbing.I mean check out these pictures I have posted. It shows the are-they-or-arent-they couple Robsten in a restaurant...normal pap stuff right?? But check out the angle...SOME MONKEY-PAP CLIMED A TREE TO GET THESE SHOTS!!! I mean yea sure we all wanna know what the real deal is...but have SOME self-respect...Oh, wait I forgot who I was talking about...they sell their self-respect for a few thousand a snapshot.

The Teen Choice Awards were filmed this past weekend and when I saw this article on eonline, I knew that the kiddies from ages 11-19 really might be a little braindead. Twilight took most of the awards home **big shocker there** but it's the actual awards the film won that has me cringing in my ergonomic desk chair. For instance, the lovely and talented surefire star on the rise [note the dripping sarcasm in my typing] Kristen Stewart took home Best Actress.

Yes, Kristen Stewart.

Now don't be alarmed we are not talking about the Oscars or the Golden Globes here but it's still a WTF moment? Stewart was up against St.Angie for her role in Changeling [she did amazing but kids don't care if Brad's not in it or if she's not shooting someone], Beyonce for her role in Obsessesed [I would have actually been OK with this because B kicked Ali Larter's ASS in this movie and that one scene makes the Lace-wig diva worthy of a big surfboard], Frieda Pinto for her role in Slumdog Millionaire [ya'll already know how I feel about her! I love her!] and Nicole Kidman for her role in Australia [I heard it wasn't her best work but it's Nicole Kidman for goodness sake!]. So this goes to prove that kids will follow the trends even despite the talent [or lack thereof] of the nominees. It makes sense though, Twilight is bigger than anything we've seen in a long time and the little kiddies are going to go for what makes sense. Stewart's character was canoodling with possibly the hottest and most romantic vampire of all time, R.Pattz won for Best Actor, so it makes sense to bring her along for the ride...no matter how dry her acting was. Now I'm not going to lie, I am not a fan of Kristen Stewart as Bella and I admitted that in the first 15 minutes of watching Twilight. She's just too dull in my opinion and I know that many many people share my sentiments. Not trying to knock her acting skills [ok I lie] but I've only seen her in two roles...so I suppose I will give her a chance. But New Moon doesn't come out until November so until then little miss is on the chopping block.

However, Stewart's win wasn't the only LOL moment. I was browsing through the list of winners and saw that Lauren Conrad won for Reality/Variety Female for The Hills which is hilarious to me because it's THE HILLS!!! Seriously kids? Seriously? If you're gonna go all the way you better go all the way! Ya'll better chose the biggest trainwreck slutty mess that has ever graced reality television aka any of the girls from the Vh1 dating shows. I also noticed that there was alarming number of Tweeny Boppers on the winners list including woman-child Miley Cyrus' alter-ego Hannah Montanah, the Jonas Brothers, characters from Disney Movies and Shows. But it was strange because there were a few risque late-night shows like Chelsea Lately and Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List thrown in. Are these kids of 25 year olds voting here? Either way, the kiddies of America need a serious culture makeover if they are going to make it in this world. Well with the way things are going, it's looking like second rate actresses will someday upstage the true stars and Disney programming shall rule the world.

For a complete list of winners click here.

Below is the most interesting pic from the red-carpet. It's of SIXTEEN year old Miley Cyrus looking like a straight up Vegas streetwalker. But remember she loves Jesus ya'll! I've added a pic from the 2008 awards just so ya'll can do a little game of spot the virgin differences.
Update: I was surfing the net and found out that Little Miss Cyrus was also all up on the pole during her performance at the Teen Choice Awards. Monkey see, Monkey do right?
Image: AP Images

So J.Alyce and I were talking this morning about some things and have both decided that we want to know what the heck is going on with Robert Pattinson and Kristen Ewwwwart (sorry, I couldn't resist). There have been rumors, here has been speculation, and there have been tips...but c'mon you guys this just isn't good enough for us! If they really are together then I guess that's all good and dandy but we want to know what happened to her bf before she met R-Pattz. If Ewwwwart really did leave the poor guy for one of the most desired men ever then he's got to be brooding somewheres. So we say, c'mon out dude and DISH! We want to know already! He has no ties to Summit [[supposedly the head honchos at the studio are agaisnt co-star on co-star loving and have done a lot of work & threatening to keep happenings on the set on the hush hush]] and clearly doesn't have any ties to Kristen anymore. And if it all comes out in ze open then Twihards across the world will: