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Welp, looks like we had Robby P. ALL wrong.
We thought he was so sad and hurt by the Stewgate 2012 that we didn't know how he'd be able to go on romantically after what that trampire did.
We had it massively effed up.

Reports are coming out from a model/waitress that she and the NOT Kristen half of Robsten hooked up during the couples separation. She also isn't holding back any deets.

According to King Perez, here is the model's account of what went down:

"I hooked-up with Rob twice last summer and I'd give him a 10 for sure. He’s a great kisser and really sweet, but he still totally knows how to take charge. We were drinking a lot both times but he had no problems in the bedroom, we stayed up almost all night the first time...He was smoking and since I don't smoke he was really self conscious about his breath and he kept running to the bathroom to use the mouthwash. I told him it was totally fine but it was still nice that he cared so much."

So wait let me understand this clearly….Sourpuss Stewart has had a booming career (though I personally for the life of me can't see why) and a gorgeous sensitive man WITH AMAZING D this ENTIRE TIME and has STILL managed to have to 'tude she has?

So everyone knows the tragic story of Smiley and the Vamp. Smiley is dating actor, meets and works with Vamp on a mega franchise, dumps actor and begins dating Vamp and just as they are about to take their final bow as Sparkles the Wonder Vamp and ____ Girl…Smiley cheats on Vamp with her married director…ending the love story that many have been living vicariously through for years...BOOOOO SMILEY BOOOOO!

Well, now word on the street is, Pattz is going to meet up with K. Stew to have their first face to face chat since US Weekly blew their shiz up. He allegedly "feels sorry" for Kristen, what with the amount of pure teenage hate thats been consistently hurled at her since the scandal broke…and now with Will Ferrell coining her new status as "Trampire", Robert feels like she's been shunned enough…for the moment…(not sure we can agree with you there buddy)

If a reconciliation between these two is around the corner, I say to both of them, good luck...but let's not forget the definition of insanity, shall we?

What do you think? Should these two talk it out and start again, or should Rob continue moving on seeing as he's been getting loads of attention, from the ladies and the press?

We've kind of had R.Pattz overlord on BGDG lately, but we have to make up for the lost time! I mean it was a shame we were not up and running when news broke of the Kristen Stewart/Rupert Sanders cheating scandal. Anyways, the Brit cutie has dominated the entertainment news scene lately and insane stories keep rolling in.

The latest insane story????

Pop superstar, Rihanna, is trying to woo him via text messages!

According to Huffington Post and OK Magazine (a totally "credible" source), RiRi has been sending Rob flirty messages. She met him a few years ago and wants to get with him now that things are done with Kristen. But he's apparently resisting her because he's still dealing with his breakup. I for one, think it's a great idea because she needs to quit dealing with Chris Brown and he needs to leave the thing with Kristen in the past. I wonder if it's true??

If so, I can't wait to see this unfold.

 Rob Pattinson and Katy Perry were spotted out over a candle-lit dinner over the weekend in Soho. A cheatee ( really Kristen?!) and a notch in John Mayer's belt had dinner and cried on each others shoulders about how much relationships suck and how sparkly vampires was a dumb idea....no I'm kidding...Rob was totally eyeing Katy's knockers the whole time. Don't worry, .reports say he did it in true Brit fashion..only looking when the singer looked away. And Katy? Totally loving the attention and eating it up the whole time.

What do you think of the Katy and the vamp? Still a better love story than Twilight?

Ok, now I love Twilight and Rob Pattz as much as the next person (well maybe not...AS much...I have a life, but I am a fan) but there are some people out there that are just plain disturbing.I mean check out these pictures I have posted. It shows the are-they-or-arent-they couple Robsten in a restaurant...normal pap stuff right?? But check out the angle...SOME MONKEY-PAP CLIMED A TREE TO GET THESE SHOTS!!! I mean yea sure we all wanna know what the real deal is...but have SOME self-respect...Oh, wait I forgot who I was talking about...they sell their self-respect for a few thousand a snapshot.

So J.Alyce and I were talking this morning about some things and have both decided that we want to know what the heck is going on with Robert Pattinson and Kristen Ewwwwart (sorry, I couldn't resist). There have been rumors, here has been speculation, and there have been tips...but c'mon you guys this just isn't good enough for us! If they really are together then I guess that's all good and dandy but we want to know what happened to her bf before she met R-Pattz. If Ewwwwart really did leave the poor guy for one of the most desired men ever then he's got to be brooding somewheres. So we say, c'mon out dude and DISH! We want to know already! He has no ties to Summit [[supposedly the head honchos at the studio are agaisnt co-star on co-star loving and have done a lot of work & threatening to keep happenings on the set on the hush hush]] and clearly doesn't have any ties to Kristen anymore. And if it all comes out in ze open then Twihards across the world will: