big girls don't gossip

I think that He's Just Not That Into You (the book & movie) is pretty much one of the best things to ever happen to the dating scene. It finally tells all the hopeless romantics out there to quit pining over the jerks that aren't giving them the time of day or calling them back. Contrary to the belief system that we developed at very young ages, a guy does NOT like you if he's being mean to you. Ok, maybe that's true for 3rd graders but I assume most of us are adults here and pulling pigtails is no longer synonymous with "I like You". Well I was inspired by the book & movie and have decided to do a weekly [[sometimes daily]] He's Just Not That Into You segment. Today's topic is: He's Just Not That Into You if....He's Schmoozing With Another Girl.

Now ladies, I'm sure we've all had that moment when your self-proclaimed love of your life (can be tied-down or a free agent) is drooling over another girl. In some cases, he may act on his actions and partake in full on tongue wrestling with said girl. Although you are tempted to engage in a verbal nuclear war with the "whoreslutbitch" that has stolen your man from you, I think you should reevaluate things before you proceed to throw your $10 martini on her. It doesn't matter how much you trash-talk the girl or call her dirty dirty names (although it may make you feel better), it doesn't change the fact that **say it with me ladies** He's Just Not That Into You. He's the one that has ignored your feelings and has pursued the seemingly innocent unsuspecting girl. And if he tries to come back to you after his fun, kick him in the proverbial nuts and tell him to get the stepping. You're worth more and you don't deserve [[never mind the fact that he doesn't deserve you]] to moon over a jerk like that. I'm sure there is someone out there that is much better for you--and probably cuter!

And my celebrity case for He's Just Not That Into You is Katy Perry. Katy Perry is gorgeous and talented and just seems like an overall cool person, but she seems to be hung up on on again/off again Gym Class Heroes leading man ,Travis McCoy. They may or may not be back together, but either way he's still stepping out on her. That being said, Katy get rid of him! You deserve better!!!