big girls don't gossip

I'm sure all of you know of the craziness that ensued during the 2009 VMA's last night. It has been blogged, tweeted, and talked about non stop since it has happened. And for those of you that have not noticed an alarming amount of "I hate Kanye West" groups popping up online...it's because he is possibly the BIGGEST douchebag in the world right now and is public enemy numero uno.

During the show last night, Taylor Swift won the moonman for the Best Female Video and was on stage in the middle of her speech, when Mr. Douchey McDoucherson comes on stage himself, rips the mic away, and manages to bitch out that "Beyonce had the best video of all time" cue cameras to cut to Beyonce looking as shell shocked as poor Taylor. Now, Sir Bitchass is known for his childish outburts at award shows (i.e. the 2007 VMAs, the AMAs, European Music Awards...the list goes on) but for some reason this little stunt out douches all of his other ones.

First of all, Taylor is basically a kid and it's her first win for something like this...it's a pretty big honor considering superstars like Janet Jackson and Madonna have won in this category. Second of all, it was heart wrenching to sit there and watch as he embarassed her on NATIONAL TELEVISION and all she could do is stand by and watch. Thankfully people booed him during his little outburst (who knew he loved B that much? If he thinks thats gonna score him points with Jay-Z and B...he is sorely mistaken) and everytime his name was mentioned after that he was booed. And finally, when Beyonce won for Best Video of the Year she gained major cool points when she brought Taylor back on stage to finish her speech. It was so heart warming.

But that's not all folks, I recently heard on the radio that McBitch was kicked out of the show but not before Pink could give him a hell of a side-eye and before other celebs could express their anger about his outburst. And of course in his true style, Kanye took to his blog to write a drunken allcaps "apology" to Talyor on his blog. I read it and it was probably the biggest load of crap I've ever read, it's hardly an apology. I've posted it below..try not to cry as his true sincerity flows from his natural poetic genius [[sarcasm]]:

"I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD'VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I'M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE'S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN' THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE … WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I'M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I'M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

I love how he "apologizes" but still manges to say IN BOLD that Beyonce's basically still better than you. And he also wanted to bring notice to the fact that he's not crazy...uh huh...only crazy people insist they're not crazy. Methinks, Kanye was a little pissy that Janet's tribute to Michael was getting all the buzz so he had to do something to spice things up. Just a theory....

Anyways...I have to jet but there will be more on this later including Taylor Swift's thoughts on the whole issue and pics and videos!!

The Teen Choice Awards were filmed this past weekend and when I saw this article on eonline, I knew that the kiddies from ages 11-19 really might be a little braindead. Twilight took most of the awards home **big shocker there** but it's the actual awards the film won that has me cringing in my ergonomic desk chair. For instance, the lovely and talented surefire star on the rise [note the dripping sarcasm in my typing] Kristen Stewart took home Best Actress.

Yes, Kristen Stewart.

Now don't be alarmed we are not talking about the Oscars or the Golden Globes here but it's still a WTF moment? Stewart was up against St.Angie for her role in Changeling [she did amazing but kids don't care if Brad's not in it or if she's not shooting someone], Beyonce for her role in Obsessesed [I would have actually been OK with this because B kicked Ali Larter's ASS in this movie and that one scene makes the Lace-wig diva worthy of a big surfboard], Frieda Pinto for her role in Slumdog Millionaire [ya'll already know how I feel about her! I love her!] and Nicole Kidman for her role in Australia [I heard it wasn't her best work but it's Nicole Kidman for goodness sake!]. So this goes to prove that kids will follow the trends even despite the talent [or lack thereof] of the nominees. It makes sense though, Twilight is bigger than anything we've seen in a long time and the little kiddies are going to go for what makes sense. Stewart's character was canoodling with possibly the hottest and most romantic vampire of all time, R.Pattz won for Best Actor, so it makes sense to bring her along for the ride...no matter how dry her acting was. Now I'm not going to lie, I am not a fan of Kristen Stewart as Bella and I admitted that in the first 15 minutes of watching Twilight. She's just too dull in my opinion and I know that many many people share my sentiments. Not trying to knock her acting skills [ok I lie] but I've only seen her in two roles...so I suppose I will give her a chance. But New Moon doesn't come out until November so until then little miss is on the chopping block.

However, Stewart's win wasn't the only LOL moment. I was browsing through the list of winners and saw that Lauren Conrad won for Reality/Variety Female for The Hills which is hilarious to me because it's THE HILLS!!! Seriously kids? Seriously? If you're gonna go all the way you better go all the way! Ya'll better chose the biggest trainwreck slutty mess that has ever graced reality television aka any of the girls from the Vh1 dating shows. I also noticed that there was alarming number of Tweeny Boppers on the winners list including woman-child Miley Cyrus' alter-ego Hannah Montanah, the Jonas Brothers, characters from Disney Movies and Shows. But it was strange because there were a few risque late-night shows like Chelsea Lately and Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List thrown in. Are these kids of 25 year olds voting here? Either way, the kiddies of America need a serious culture makeover if they are going to make it in this world. Well with the way things are going, it's looking like second rate actresses will someday upstage the true stars and Disney programming shall rule the world.

For a complete list of winners click here.

Below is the most interesting pic from the red-carpet. It's of SIXTEEN year old Miley Cyrus looking like a straight up Vegas streetwalker. But remember she loves Jesus ya'll! I've added a pic from the 2008 awards just so ya'll can do a little game of spot the virgin differences.
Update: I was surfing the net and found out that Little Miss Cyrus was also all up on the pole during her performance at the Teen Choice Awards. Monkey see, Monkey do right?
Image: AP Images