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kanye...how could you be so heartless??

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I'm sure all of you know of the craziness that ensued during the 2009 VMA's last night. It has been blogged, tweeted, and talked about non stop since it has happened. And for those of you that have not noticed an alarming amount of "I hate Kanye West" groups popping up online...it's because he is possibly the BIGGEST douchebag in the world right now and is public enemy numero uno.

During the show last night, Taylor Swift won the moonman for the Best Female Video and was on stage in the middle of her speech, when Mr. Douchey McDoucherson comes on stage himself, rips the mic away, and manages to bitch out that "Beyonce had the best video of all time" cue cameras to cut to Beyonce looking as shell shocked as poor Taylor. Now, Sir Bitchass is known for his childish outburts at award shows (i.e. the 2007 VMAs, the AMAs, European Music Awards...the list goes on) but for some reason this little stunt out douches all of his other ones.

First of all, Taylor is basically a kid and it's her first win for something like this...it's a pretty big honor considering superstars like Janet Jackson and Madonna have won in this category. Second of all, it was heart wrenching to sit there and watch as he embarassed her on NATIONAL TELEVISION and all she could do is stand by and watch. Thankfully people booed him during his little outburst (who knew he loved B that much? If he thinks thats gonna score him points with Jay-Z and B...he is sorely mistaken) and everytime his name was mentioned after that he was booed. And finally, when Beyonce won for Best Video of the Year she gained major cool points when she brought Taylor back on stage to finish her speech. It was so heart warming.

But that's not all folks, I recently heard on the radio that McBitch was kicked out of the show but not before Pink could give him a hell of a side-eye and before other celebs could express their anger about his outburst. And of course in his true style, Kanye took to his blog to write a drunken allcaps "apology" to Talyor on his blog. I read it and it was probably the biggest load of crap I've ever read, it's hardly an apology. I've posted it below..try not to cry as his true sincerity flows from his natural poetic genius [[sarcasm]]:

"I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD'VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I'M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE'S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN' THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE … WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I'M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I'M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
I love how he "apologizes" but still manges to say IN BOLD that Beyonce's basically still better than you. And he also wanted to bring notice to the fact that he's not crazy...uh huh...only crazy people insist they're not crazy. Methinks, Kanye was a little pissy that Janet's tribute to Michael was getting all the buzz so he had to do something to spice things up. Just a theory....

Anyways...I have to jet but there will be more on this later including Taylor Swift's thoughts on the whole issue and pics and videos!!

reasons why perez hilton is a douchebag

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So I'm not going to lie, I read perezhilton.com like I read all my other blogs, but none of them rub me the wrong way like he does and I feel guilty for reading his sh*t when I know I don't like him...oh the dilemma. Well once again he has gone on talking about plus-sized people. He calls Mariah Carey Mooriah and has made fun of Kirstie Alley and her struggle with her weight and has called the gorgeous and no where near being over weight Khloe Kardashian fat. Now he was gone and attacked Kimberly Locke and calling her many things like a "chubster" and "loser". First of all, he used to be fat himself so I don't know what his problem is...but it's sounding like a little case of self-hatred. He gets on my nerves with this and I really wish one of the people he attacks would call him out and knock him down a few pegs. He's also a hypocrite and narcissist...queen of all media my A$$!!!

Nick Carey V. Slim Shady

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The ongoing beef between Mariah Carey and Eminem continues and is now a love hate triangle that has now spread to involve her man-bit@h husband Nick Carey, I mean Cannon. Mariah's newest video (which shows her wonderous talent that is having the same botox-ridden expression on her brow at all times) has a suspicious looking man character in it (no sillies not Nick....Mariah in drag) that MORE than resembles Marshall "Eminem" Mathers. Now we all know Eminem is a crazy crazy man, so naturally he was going to strike back...its what he LIVES for...and he has. Here are the lyrics to his newest tongue-lashing....they need no introduction:
Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me
Now I’m pissed off
Sit back and relax homey, kick back and relax, grab a six pack while I kick facts
Yeah Dre’s sick track, perfect way to get back
Wanna hear something wick wack?
I got the exact same tat that’s on Nick’s backI’m obsessed now
Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee
Wow Mariah, I didn’t expect her to go balls out
Bitch, shut the fuck up before I put all them phone calls out you made to my house
when you was wild n out before Nick
When you was on my dick and give you somethin to smile about
How many times you fly to my house?
Still trying to count
Better shut your lying mouth if you don’t want Nick finding out
You probably think cuz it’s been so long if i had something on you I woulda did it by now
On the contrary, Mary Poppins, I’m mixing our studio session down
and sending it to mastering to make it loud
Enough dirt on you to murder you
This is what the fuck I doMariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
However you prefer to do and goes for you too, Nick, faggot
You think I’m scared of you?
You gonna ruin my career you better get one
Like I’ma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt who made me put up with her psycho
ass over 6 months and only spread her legs to let me hit once
Yeah, what you gonna say? I’m lucky? Tell the public that I was so ugly that you fucking had
be drunk to fuck me?
Second base? What the fuck you tell Nick, punk?
In the second week we was dry humping. It’s gotta count for something.
Listen, girly. Surely you don’t want me to talk about how I nutted early
cos ejaculated early and bus all over your belly,
and you almost started hurling
and said I was gross, go get a towel you’re stomachs curling.
Or maybe you do.But if I’m embarrassing me, I’m embarrassing you
and don’t you dare say it isn’t true.
As long as the song’s getting airplay I’m dissing you.
I’m a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued.
I was gonna stop at 16. This is 32. This is 34 bars.
We ain’t even a third of the way through.Damn, Slim. Mariah played you.
Mariah who?Oh did I say ”whore”, Nick? I meant a liar too.
Like I’ve been goin off on you all this time for no reason.Girl you out ya alcholic mind.
Check ya wine cellar.
Look at all the amounts of wine.Like I sit around and think about you all the time.
I just think this is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme.
But it now i’m about to draw the line.
And for you to cross it that’s a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb
I can describe areas of your house that you wouldn’t find on an episode of Cribs
A blubba load ribs if I hear another word so don’t go opening your jibs
cos every time you do it’s just another load of fibs
I ain’t saying this shit again, ho.
You know what it is.It’s a warning shot for before I blow up ya whole spot
Call my bluff and I’ll release every fucking thing I got
Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top
When me and Luis were tryin’ to stick two CD’s in the same spot
(Slim Shady I love you)
I love you too
Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say
(It’s nothing)
Guess what I’ll do?
I’ll refresh your memory when you said ”I want you”
Now should I keep going or should we call truce?
(You think you’re cute, right? Hahaha)
You bet your sweet ass I do
(I’m Mary Poppins, b)
And I’m Superman, mmm
(Mary P. Slim Shady)
Comin’ at you]
So if you’ll still be my (babygirl)
Then I’ll still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.)
Yeah, I’m right here(You like this)
Nope. Not anymore, Dear.
It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life)
But I’m movin on with mine
Nick, is that your (wife)
Well tell her to shut her mouth then I’ll leave her alone
If she don’t (sing this script?) then I’ma just keep goin
(I see Mary Ann. Mary Ann’s saying ”cut the tape, cut the tape”. Knife!)








DDDDDAAAYYYYYYYMMMMMM.....and here is what Mr. Carey had to say in response to all the DDRRAAAMMMMAAAA.....via Twitter ""This ain't checkers. This is chess." ....Poor Man-Child doesn't standa chance....

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