big girls don't gossip

Ok, now I love Twilight and Rob Pattz as much as the next person (well maybe not...AS much...I have a life, but I am a fan) but there are some people out there that are just plain disturbing.I mean check out these pictures I have posted. It shows the are-they-or-arent-they couple Robsten in a restaurant...normal pap stuff right?? But check out the angle...SOME MONKEY-PAP CLIMED A TREE TO GET THESE SHOTS!!! I mean yea sure we all wanna know what the real deal is...but have SOME self-respect...Oh, wait I forgot who I was talking about...they sell their self-respect for a few thousand a snapshot.

Well it seems like we have another Vanessa Hudgens-esque scandal on our hands. According to many reports on the internet and photo proof, it appears as if Little Miss Alice Cullen has a naughty side. That's right kids, she ALSO has had naked pictures of herself leaked on the internet. I looked at one of the pics that was censored and she appears to be young and she took the picture herself. Now I don't think I need to repeat the advice I gave to Miss Hudgens, but I suppose I could just say this one little thing...don't take naked pictures of yourself dammit!!!!!! When will these girls get it?????? I guess the only thing that can happen now is for the naked pics of Miley Cyrus to surface. **sigh**

The Teen Choice Awards were filmed this past weekend and when I saw this article on eonline, I knew that the kiddies from ages 11-19 really might be a little braindead. Twilight took most of the awards home **big shocker there** but it's the actual awards the film won that has me cringing in my ergonomic desk chair. For instance, the lovely and talented surefire star on the rise [note the dripping sarcasm in my typing] Kristen Stewart took home Best Actress.

Yes, Kristen Stewart.

Now don't be alarmed we are not talking about the Oscars or the Golden Globes here but it's still a WTF moment? Stewart was up against St.Angie for her role in Changeling [she did amazing but kids don't care if Brad's not in it or if she's not shooting someone], Beyonce for her role in Obsessesed [I would have actually been OK with this because B kicked Ali Larter's ASS in this movie and that one scene makes the Lace-wig diva worthy of a big surfboard], Frieda Pinto for her role in Slumdog Millionaire [ya'll already know how I feel about her! I love her!] and Nicole Kidman for her role in Australia [I heard it wasn't her best work but it's Nicole Kidman for goodness sake!]. So this goes to prove that kids will follow the trends even despite the talent [or lack thereof] of the nominees. It makes sense though, Twilight is bigger than anything we've seen in a long time and the little kiddies are going to go for what makes sense. Stewart's character was canoodling with possibly the hottest and most romantic vampire of all time, R.Pattz won for Best Actor, so it makes sense to bring her along for the ride...no matter how dry her acting was. Now I'm not going to lie, I am not a fan of Kristen Stewart as Bella and I admitted that in the first 15 minutes of watching Twilight. She's just too dull in my opinion and I know that many many people share my sentiments. Not trying to knock her acting skills [ok I lie] but I've only seen her in two roles...so I suppose I will give her a chance. But New Moon doesn't come out until November so until then little miss is on the chopping block.

However, Stewart's win wasn't the only LOL moment. I was browsing through the list of winners and saw that Lauren Conrad won for Reality/Variety Female for The Hills which is hilarious to me because it's THE HILLS!!! Seriously kids? Seriously? If you're gonna go all the way you better go all the way! Ya'll better chose the biggest trainwreck slutty mess that has ever graced reality television aka any of the girls from the Vh1 dating shows. I also noticed that there was alarming number of Tweeny Boppers on the winners list including woman-child Miley Cyrus' alter-ego Hannah Montanah, the Jonas Brothers, characters from Disney Movies and Shows. But it was strange because there were a few risque late-night shows like Chelsea Lately and Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List thrown in. Are these kids of 25 year olds voting here? Either way, the kiddies of America need a serious culture makeover if they are going to make it in this world. Well with the way things are going, it's looking like second rate actresses will someday upstage the true stars and Disney programming shall rule the world.

For a complete list of winners click here.

Below is the most interesting pic from the red-carpet. It's of SIXTEEN year old Miley Cyrus looking like a straight up Vegas streetwalker. But remember she loves Jesus ya'll! I've added a pic from the 2008 awards just so ya'll can do a little game of spot the virgin differences.
Update: I was surfing the net and found out that Little Miss Cyrus was also all up on the pole during her performance at the Teen Choice Awards. Monkey see, Monkey do right?
Image: AP Images

So J.Alyce and I were talking this morning about some things and have both decided that we want to know what the heck is going on with Robert Pattinson and Kristen Ewwwwart (sorry, I couldn't resist). There have been rumors, here has been speculation, and there have been tips...but c'mon you guys this just isn't good enough for us! If they really are together then I guess that's all good and dandy but we want to know what happened to her bf before she met R-Pattz. If Ewwwwart really did leave the poor guy for one of the most desired men ever then he's got to be brooding somewheres. So we say, c'mon out dude and DISH! We want to know already! He has no ties to Summit [[supposedly the head honchos at the studio are agaisnt co-star on co-star loving and have done a lot of work & threatening to keep happenings on the set on the hush hush]] and clearly doesn't have any ties to Kristen anymore. And if it all comes out in ze open then Twihards across the world will:

It has recently been announced that redheaded stunner Rachelle Lefevre will be replaced as Victoria in the Twilight Saga movies! For all of you who have been living under a rock for the past year and a half, Twilight is pretty much the biggest thing to hit the teen scene in a while (It's not just for teens though), but its basically a love story about a super hot (Edward...*sigh*) vegetarian vampire that falls in love with a pretty average human girl named Bella.

Anyways, one of the main threats to Bella and Edward's is the evil vampire Victoria --enter Rachelle Lefevre--who wants revenge on the lovers since Edward killed her man candy in the first book/movie. Rachel was pretty fierce as Victoria and brought her character to life better than some of her peers **coughcoughkristenstewart**. But that didn't stop Summit from randomly replacing her with Bryce Dallas Howard (she played Mrs. Connor in Terminator Salvation). Rachelle is in the first two films, but will not be able to play a role in the most important film for her character, Eclipse. According to Lefevre's people, this is a total shock and she thought Summit was willing to work with her schedule--she would be gone for 10 days while filming another movie in Italy. Yea that's it...10 days! You can fit in principal photography in 10 days--they could at least start shooting other scenes. And they're saying she had a contract with Summit and the last time I checked breaking a contract means a lawsuit is sure to follow....unless there was some tiny tiny print that said they could replace her at a whim.

And no offense to BDH, but recasting characters in the middle of a saga is pretty janky, even though Rachelle wasn't one of the main ones. Now if they were to recast Edward (which is very very very very unlikely...I'm sure Summit likes their hot cash cow), Twihards across the world would protest and riot in the streets. It's that serious...no seriously...Twihards are intense! I'm sure more dirt will surface as this goes on and we are almost certain there is a lawsuit in the air.

Either way, we wish you all the luck in the world Rachelle! You're still pretty awesome in our book!

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