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Welp, looks like we had Robby P. ALL wrong.
We thought he was so sad and hurt by the Stewgate 2012 that we didn't know how he'd be able to go on romantically after what that trampire did.
We had it massively effed up.

Reports are coming out from a model/waitress that she and the NOT Kristen half of Robsten hooked up during the couples separation. She also isn't holding back any deets.

According to King Perez, here is the model's account of what went down:

"I hooked-up with Rob twice last summer and I'd give him a 10 for sure. He’s a great kisser and really sweet, but he still totally knows how to take charge. We were drinking a lot both times but he had no problems in the bedroom, we stayed up almost all night the first time...He was smoking and since I don't smoke he was really self conscious about his breath and he kept running to the bathroom to use the mouthwash. I told him it was totally fine but it was still nice that he cared so much."

So wait let me understand this clearly….Sourpuss Stewart has had a booming career (though I personally for the life of me can't see why) and a gorgeous sensitive man WITH AMAZING D this ENTIRE TIME and has STILL managed to have to 'tude she has?

As we all know, I am a HUGE American Horror Story fan.  We've been getting  little nuggets of info about season 3 here and there and the most recent has me pretty excited.

We already know that Jessica Lange, Sarah Paulson, Evan "Hot Butt" Peters and Lily Rabe are signed on for the mysterious 3rd season, and now we can confirm another Murder House alum:



Taissa Farmiga aka Violet will be making her season 3 return !!!!

Between this, Evan being confirmed and Ryan mentioning that he wants another romance a la Murder House…I'm wondering if the plan is to reincarnate Violet and Tate and make shippers hearts explode once again.

Either way...

…which to me, is publicity code for NOT stress and anxiety but probably an eating disorder. According to Radar Online and Rimes' reps, the husband stealing singer "entered a 30-day in-patient treatment facility to cope with anxiety and stress." I call bullshit. Most people would turn to their families, friends, a hobby, a vacation, seek therapy on a monthly basis or any damn thing else.  Lee Ann has been looking like she's one strong gust from being blown away for some time now and I'm sure her career (or lack thereof), coupled with her controversial marriage (or lack thereof) has made things pretty tough. Boo hoo. I'm a big fan of people laying in the beds they make and maybe this "anxiety and stress" is simply karma telling you to come take a nap.

Whatever the real reason, I hope she finds whatever she's looking for…and I hope she finds a burger or two in the process.

We would like to wish the LEGENDARY Michael Jackson a Happy Birthday. The King would have been 54 years young today. We miss you MJ, but we know you're in a better place doing better things…like teaching angels to Moonwalk.

So everyone knows the tragic story of Smiley and the Vamp. Smiley is dating actor, meets and works with Vamp on a mega franchise, dumps actor and begins dating Vamp and just as they are about to take their final bow as Sparkles the Wonder Vamp and ____ Girl…Smiley cheats on Vamp with her married director…ending the love story that many have been living vicariously through for years...BOOOOO SMILEY BOOOOO!

Well, now word on the street is, Pattz is going to meet up with K. Stew to have their first face to face chat since US Weekly blew their shiz up. He allegedly "feels sorry" for Kristen, what with the amount of pure teenage hate thats been consistently hurled at her since the scandal broke…and now with Will Ferrell coining her new status as "Trampire", Robert feels like she's been shunned enough…for the moment…(not sure we can agree with you there buddy)

If a reconciliation between these two is around the corner, I say to both of them, good luck...but let's not forget the definition of insanity, shall we?

What do you think? Should these two talk it out and start again, or should Rob continue moving on seeing as he's been getting loads of attention, from the ladies and the press?

 Rob Pattinson and Katy Perry were spotted out over a candle-lit dinner over the weekend in Soho. A cheatee ( really Kristen?!) and a notch in John Mayer's belt had dinner and cried on each others shoulders about how much relationships suck and how sparkly vampires was a dumb idea....no I'm kidding...Rob was totally eyeing Katy's knockers the whole time. Don't worry, .reports say he did it in true Brit fashion..only looking when the singer looked away. And Katy? Totally loving the attention and eating it up the whole time.

What do you think of the Katy and the vamp? Still a better love story than Twilight?

In case anyone still cares was still wondering British comedian and recent divorcee Russell Brand definitely has Katy out of his head. According to Radar Online, he has moved on to none other than Geri Halliwell, bka Ginger Spice. This is definitely a pair I didn't see coming, but apparently they are really enjoying each other's company and have gotten closer since spending time together at the 2012 Summer Olympics...good for you guys! With Katy having been spotted out with newly single R. Pattz (more on that later), it looks like the ex pair is swiftly putting any reminders of their short-lived marriage behind them.

What do you think of Ginger and Comedy Spice? Do they have stand a chance?